The Medicine Man

John is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to performsexually. He finally goes to his doctor, who tries a few things but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man.

The medicine man says, "I can cure this." That said, he throws a whitepowder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then hesays, "This is powerful medicine. You can only use it once a year. Al lyou have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?"

The medicine man replies: " Al l you or your partner has to say is 1234,and it will go down. But be warned it will not work again for another year!

John rushes home, eager to try out his new powers and prowess. That nighthe is ready to surprise Laura. He showers, shaves, and puts on his mostexotic shaving lotion. He gets into bed, and lying next to her says,"123." He suddenly becomes more aroused than anytime in his life, just asthe medicine man had promised.

Laura, who had been facing away, turns over and asks, "What did you say123 for?"

And that, my friends, is why you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition.

-- Pamela Loveland
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